"walao you don't drop your phone you not call lingli"

have been dropping my phone on a daily basis since one week ago, I have all the methods of dropping my phone and I find it ridiculous. I am holding on to my phone, I wanted to take off my jacket while holding the phone in my hands, while taking off my jacket, the phone dropped. I put my phone in my bag unzipped, I placed it on the hook in the toilet, while taking my bag off the hook, my phone dropped. I put my phone near my pillow when I sleep, when I flip over, the phone dropped on the floor. I walk halfway and my phone dropped. HAHAHHAHA ALL THE WEIRD REASONS. and now my screen is cracked :(